Domesticated Bastard

you have to understand. There are several things wrong with me

maybe even more

that's a cat ✅️

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

no ahaha your art is so cute please don’t draw her skinny…

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Certified Library Post

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

that's a cat ✅️

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday