Circus of Saintly Freak and Geeks

Babe is just romantic dude. Dude is just platonic babe.

commander shepard gives me hope because commander shepard couldn’t dance, couldn’t drive, couldn’t maintain conversations, couldn’t sleep through the night, couldn’t please everyone, and still managed to do some pretty great stuff and make out with aliens

Could headbutt a krogan tho

Matthew Mercer, constantly- “don’t you dare ever forget Fjord is a twink.”

Travis, sobbing: he’s a twunk

Sam, under his breath: you wish

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

what is a table but a domestic net

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

I would personally disembowel any and every rapist if given the chance.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

gang gang

*throws up set*

i think about this a lot

Your brain is like a stupid new CEO of an elite company, it has no idea what’s going on in your body 80% of the time but the employees know what they’re doing.