Disney, Dogs, and Dialogues

“Thought 007 could never be a woman or black? Well, she’s both! James Bond will hand his licence to kill to actress Lashana Lynch’s character when he retires in new film script drafted by Phoebe Waller-Bridge”

-  🎀The_News_DIVA 🎀‏

“Prediction: Whiny dudes will be shaken AND stirred.”

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏ 

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

Nymph du Pave: “A PLUCKY NEW YORK MILLINER WITH A VIGOROUS BLOW PUNISHES AN IMPERTINENT DANDY (Illustrated Police News, July 14, 1877)”

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Me, sobbing: