big milk

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

Hijob from a boy with huge greetings

my enjoyment of mr nobody would feel less insane if I was a selfshipper or a kinner because then thered be a logical reason. but no im just doing this purely for the love of the game. I am an insane art student and he's like a patron saint to me send post

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

years ago at my fast food job there was this butch lesbian who came in and got flustered speaking to me and when she went to pay she dropped her credit card several times & said "sorry i really gotta stick it in. oh my gd that sounded so bad haha. sorry". then she put a 5 dollar bill in the tip jar and scampered out the door. i have never wanted to suck somebody off that badly in my life

sometimes if you act awkward or make a fool of yourself in public there's a nonzero chance that somebody saw that and wants to fuck you about it. never kill yourself