FUCK B∃ING NORMAL.

sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?

i needed to hear this today i think

The difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

listen here u lil shit

YES

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

Eighty seven thousand public supports

over 155 thousand public supports

350 THOUSAND SUPPORTERS HERE HELLO

400K LETS KEEP THIS GOING

No one actually thinks all men. Just too many men. Just enough men to be afraid. Just enough men that all women have experienced it. Just enough to make it a social problem not a personal one.

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

I have to reread them now.

reblogging for the last one

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.

DYING RIGHT NOW

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