TheWorstPuns

A man asks a woman out for a date. Of course, the woman says yes. Naturally, the man goes to rent a limo. There was a long line. The man then went to rent a tuxedo. There was, once again, a long line. During the night of their date, the woman. Wanted some fruit punch. The man got up to help her get some. There was no punch line.

My optometrist is a real visionary. It's a shame he fell in the lensgrinder and made a spectacle of himself.

I dont get the hype around fresh ground coffee. Tried making some and it just tastes like mud to me.

What’s the best way to serve a stack of pancakes? Syruptitiously.

What day of the year is a soldier's favorite day? March 4th.

There is a lot of bullshit in bovine politics.