yee haw

I'm telling you rn, once I get back my ability to sleep, my libido, my appetite, my motivation & I stop neglecting every aspect of my life it's over for u bitches

i love songs by whiny white men that were given a guitar and perhaps a harmonica that either look like white jesus or what an old man would call a hipster

Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

essence of ronald reagan

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

i thought uni was supposed to turn people into socialists but no it's just a bunch of liberals

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

youre in her dms im in her root nodules fixing nitrogen from the air

*casts a gay little spell that curses your entire bloodline*

DUDE WTF YOU CURSED MY DOG

my dude, *why* are you related to your dog by blood

we made a blood pact to be best friends for life 👉👈