EAT THE RESIDUE LEFT ON THE WALLS OF YOUR FRIDGE

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

i like videogames

you are a bad person

i like toys and playing. and sweets

you piss me off so much every day

I haven’t watched a movie in 24 hours and now I feel my organs decaying in my body as we speak

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

do not ask me if im the loyal type i will attach myself to u like an evil entity

its not funny

sorry