Autistic B*tch

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✦ “I'm their real father!”      “And I'm the one they come to when they're scared, which they are right now, so back the fuck up.”

✧ “You don't know how to cook either, do you?”     “Shut up, brat. Of course I can cook.”

✦ “I don't have any kids.”     “Then who is that making chocolate milk over there?”      “My roommate.”

✧ “Can I call you dad/mom?”      [blinking away tears with a lump in their throat, fighting for composure] “Sure.”

✦ “If some random adult approaches you, you ignore them and come find me, yeah?”      “You were a random adult once.”     “That… is not the same.”

✧ “When I grow up, I'm gonna be just like you!”      “Are you? Nah, I think you'll be much better.”