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Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

girl who's died a thousand times and soon will die a thousand more: I think I'm starting to feel a bit better actually

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

it is important to note that i also have not heard back from either of my managers this morning because i am scheduled to open a restaurant before dawn every day

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

What a beautiful day. The only thing that could make this better is the death of a 2000s-era warhawk vice president