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Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

noooo the spongebob one

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

counterpoint to all those cute “little girls looking up to rey” stories: i saw a little boy stab his father with kylo ren’s lightsaber at target the other day

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time