All We Ever Knew - The Head and the Heart

- When you’re travelling and the DM asks what your passive perception is, then starts looking at charts

- “Make a wisdom save.” “What for?” “You’ll see.”

- When the rest of the party agrees to a plan that the DM has heavily implied will end poorly

- When the DM winces after rolling damage

- When the DM says “You feel compelled to…” and you realize you failed that wisdom save earlier

- “Next session is going to be a lot of fun.”

- “I’m not quite sure if I balanced this fight properly, but we’ll see how it goes.”

Me, a Half-orc Cleric, OOC: i punch the door down

DM: uh ok but its a metal do-

Me, a Half-orc Cleric, OOC: i rolled a nat 20

DM: -looks at me, slightly scared- y-you punch the door so *fucking* hard that it flies across the next large room killing all the goblins that were in the path of the metal door

Me, a Half-orc Cleric: -rolled another nat 20 for intimadation check- WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE WORD OF GOD

DM: anyone who hasn’t been killed or already fled the scene is now scrambling to hide or flee the fortress.

Autumn in your bones🍁🍂