They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

5/10

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

im a feminist

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

You’re*

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

cats think its awesome to use headbutt

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

I very much appreciate that Disney practically designed Baby Yoda for the sole purpose of getting people desperate to subscribe to Disney+, now Baby Yoda is becoming a mascot for internet piracy and the mouse is furious. Absolutely iconic.

*starts my dissertation with “I was gonna post a hot take but yall ain’t ready”*

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

the people in the comments asking “what are those buttons” are braver than the entire US marines for still using this site without XKit in 2019