How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

The feminine urge to say "literally" in every sentence

I'm over it ^~^ *blows up and dies*

dni i can’t hold a conversation

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

penis jr. change the world

penis jr. explode and die

please delete this im trying not to fucking cry in public

i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

trying to find out the maximum number of questions uquiz will let you have in a single quiz and so far it has not stopped me at 76 and i do not think it will stop me at 77

🎉WELCOME TO MY WIZARD MAZE✨

tinkered around w the questions and added a handful of new ones and another result; hopefully this is balanced correctly and lets other fates befall people. new questions dont neccesarily mean new result, and some of the old questions should now give a new fate if this wound up working, here's hoping

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

I hate when I get up in the morning and I have to go through the maze

quiz time !! answer some music based questions and ill psychoanalyze you <3