Random Nonsense

Damn I just realized that since the Rohirrim didn’t read or write (wise but unlearned, writing no books but singing many songs) that means Eowyn couldn’t read or write and since she marries Nerdboy McGee who loves reading and writing more than anything you can your bottom dollar one of the first thing that happens in their courtship/marriage is Faramir and Eowyn wholesome tutoring sessions in the Minas Tirith library (!) 

#what would you do if we kissed in the minas tirith library [50 emojis]

I feel like it’d be an exchange; Faramir teaches Eowyn his love of books and writing and in return she teaches him the many, MANY, songs of the Rohirrim that have never been written anywhere.

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

My love language is demonstrating how well I know you by forwarding you shit that will annoy you terribly.

if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s

*drops gender from my inventory to carry more items*

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

is there anything, any single thing, cuter than when a sleepy cat heaves their whole entire body into a sigh,

sleepy cat kneading kind of half heartedly but absolutely refusing to stop

uh huh uh huh what about sleepy cat waking up just long enough to realize your foot/arm/side/neck is right there and sort of half consciously moving to snuggle up to it, doing that thing where they’re curled in a ball but still also showing their tummy

a ha! but consider, sleepy cat snuggling up with you and then reaching out a single paw specifically to hold your hand, and then dragging it back and cuddling it like a teddy bear

you make a good point, however, have you considered the moment when a cat sort of headbutt-burrows itself under your arm, pressing its little tiny head up against you and under you like it is almost trying to cuddle so much that you merge

i see your point and it is a fine one, however, what about when it’s cold and you’re wearing a baggy jacket and your sleepy cat paws their way inside and falls asleep purring against your heart

once again, a solid rebuttal! however, might i suggest when your cat is snuggling with you and purring and yet also falling asleep and is struggling to keep purring while also sleeping and so the purr fades and then comes back and then fades again

it appears i’ve been outmatched! a very fine suggestion indeed

you were a most worthy opponent, my good sir; i tip my hat to you and your valor

*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

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