GO ON, PIGS

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

fast car by tracy chapman isnt even a song thats God

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

I listen to two songs i enjoy in a row and im like "i would be such a good dj"

I dont need an ai generated quote unquote "curated" playlist because i have something that can only be earned: the taste of someone who didnt have a lot of friends as a teenager

is anyone else their father’s female son

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

spending your teenage years believing you’d kys before you reach 30 years old and then reaching 30… it does something to your brain idk

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Happy Pride

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form