very tired

okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish 

chews a stalk of wheat pensively. starts daydreaming and eats the whole thinf without noticing. pops another one in my mouth. eats the entire wheat field without noticing

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

gotta love the irony of the u.s. americans in the notes defending not putting their country name on international mail because their state is in the address, on a post about how u.s. americans themselves don't even know what country all their states are in.

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

Mystique is a whole soap opera by herself

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

THAT’S WHY HE’S CALLED CUMLORD???

I want you to see this @nancylou444 : what a gorgeous winter scene!

#Yes

El Cap. Glorious 💖

Tragically, I don’t live in Norway.

The queen bee stained glass…. I might NEED that.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp