I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

one time i was sucked into the mirror but yeah

White people love to call their mom a bitch it’s their culture

Will never forget being at some catholic event with my ex girlfriend and her mom was picking on me for literally hours and I could see she was getting fed up and was going to say something and I was waiting for her to defend me or something and to my absolute horror after hours of being antagonized she finally turned to her mom and said “you are such a fucking bitch”. And I felt like somebody just got shot in front of me and her mom didnt even react

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all