if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

Mister President it happened again. You have to help them. Please you have to help america.

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

I 👏 NEED 👏 2 👏 LEZ 👏 OUT 👏 THIS 👏 SUMMER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time