guy in the marketing department was like im fucking out of here if you dont start listening to me the foremost cranberry needs to look wayyy more like an inflamed sphincter
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Noah Kahan
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
The Stonewall Inn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
trying on a metaphor

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Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

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Jules of Nature

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guy in the marketing department was like im fucking out of here if you dont start listening to me the foremost cranberry needs to look wayyy more like an inflamed sphincter

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ivanova scaring the ambassadors and a news reporter out of the room just by walking towards them
I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.
Thoughts on the expression "jilling off"
unnecessary. jacking off is for everyone regardless of gender #equality

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nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back
artemis: no worries
nasa when they return: so how was it
artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what
Use your PTO
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

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Oh NO poor guy. And then they LAUGHED.
This is an actual meme and I am enamored with it. Shane what had to happen for it to be created.
job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?
job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?
favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style
Essential worker during covid
marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.
other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–
both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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he doesn’t know you can see his poop