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Blue lock characters reactions to farting LOUDLY in public
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or blue lock, what I write are just interpretations, meaning mischaracterisation is possible so don't jump me....I'm open to feedback :) Please do not steal my work, thank you!! :p.
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Characters mentioned!
Bachira Meguru
Isagi Yoichi
Rin Itoshi
Kunigami Rensuke
Chigiri Hyoma
Otoya Eita
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Bachira Meguru
Would do this on purpose with no shame
Says its natural and farts even louder
Tries to get Isagi to fart with him if he’s nearby…
People walk away horrified or disgusted
“Haha! I’m just embracing what’s natural! You should try it too, don’t be shy!”
*farts*
“See its– wait, don't go! Come backk~”
Isagi Yoichi
His cheeks turn red and looks around to see if anyone heard (Everyone did…)
Apologies and bows slightly before walking away in embarrassment
Overthinks about this for at least the whole day
“Ah–I…uhm…sorry…”
Rin Itoshi
Glares at anyone who stares at him and insults them
Wouldn’t care what anyone says unless provoked
If Sae was around he would be a bit embarrassed inside and pretend it wasn’t him by not reacting.
“What.”
Kunigami Rensuke (Pre wildcard)
Kunigami’s ears turn red the moment he farts
His fart made at least 3 people flinch because its that loud
Clears his throat and apologies while avoiding eye contact
“My bad guys…”
Nagi Seishiro
Farts all the time…
Proberly wouldn’t care and calls it a bother to hold it a fart
If someone insulted Nagi his number one glazer Reo would defend him like crazy
Does another fart that’s louder and more stinky
“Hmmm whatever…”
*farts again*
Chigiri Hyoma
Pretends it wasn’t him and looks away if people start staring.
Either gets annoyed or slightly embarrassed if someone calls him out theres no inbetween
Nobody would suspect someone with a pretty face could do a loud ass fart anyways
“Can I help you…?”
Otoya Eita
Wouldn’t care and is nonchalant about it
Claims its a ninja technique and farts even louder
“Nin, nin, my ultimate ninja technique, stink bomb~”
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Rock Paper Scissor trio are completed.
Edit: Maybe smile at the camera, Teddy...
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r/aita for not going out w my gf? u/xnagisei
i (18m) and my gf (18f) planned an arcade date. we wldve met up at like 3:00 pm. but i slept in. she is now saying im a terrible bf. she also says i std her up. nd she is very mad. i am confused. :x. i did not do it on purpose. it was at an early time nd i was sleeping. she came to my house w her key and didnt knock. she woke me up from my nap, yelling at me until she said we r done. i am confused. i set multiple alarms thruout the day so i had a reminder of our date. i guess i slept thru them :/
idk what to do abt her breaking up w me. i rlly like her and all. i didnt mean to stand her up. i set alarms, nd it was an accident. im rlly sad :/. i dont think it is that srs. she says she waited 4 20 mins waiting 4 me. apparently that means smt.
but aita 4 sleeping in 4 my gfs date?
| u/itzcharleschevy: dude she sounds like such a bother 😂😂 NTA
| u/isagiyoi.11: You should try communicating or something don’t go to reddit about it. . . YTA
| u/reoreoreo03: NAGII HIIIII <333
> u/xnagisei: hi reo
| u/shidouisdeepinside: THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭😭 u sound like an alright bf to me 🤔🫣 check dms?
| u/rinthedestroyer: u have shit for brains. yta. end urself.
| u/baroucleaners: You sound utterly repulsive. Not only are you irresponsible, you are a complete disgrace to the romance community. YTA
> u/shidouisdeepinside: blud said romance community 😭😭 also i stalked ur ig posts u shld check dms 👀👀
| u/saeitoshi10: lol omg ur terrible. yta
| u/xxotoya.exx: she sounds like a red flag. nta. you dodged a bullet dude
| u/themichaelkaiser: this is why you dont pay any mind to relationships all they do is distract you. you should feel empowered from her breaking up with you. check out my podcast
| u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v: you should always listen to the woman. they are delicate creatures. yta, but you can turn things around. i can sense it
> u/julianloki.therealest: hugo my guy since when u on reddit
> u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v: its fascinating. i noticed charles is on here too. it seems all of us are.
| u/karasu.endsu: ive never had a girlfriend but i think you did something bad. ive never had a girlfriend but i think you should talk to her. yta. also ive never had a girlfriend whats it like
. . .
it appears nagi was indeed the asshole.
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arguing with lohen is a bad idea content | angst, stabbing, yelling, gn!reader, bf!lohen, possessiveness, mental instability, ooc?
arguments weren’t common. you guys always made sure to come to an agreement.
but you could see the split in his eyes — a mix of absolute irritation. something that’d probably break you if he enacted on it. thankfully, he never did.
because arguments between you two shouldn’t happen. you guys were in love.
but you said the wrong thing. you made him feel foolish. at least, according to him.
“you’re always gone for days!” he shrieked at you. “in places that i can’t be. how am i supposed to look after you?”
“calm down, lohen!” you say, desperate and placating.
lohen grimaced. “calm down.” the words tasted sour on his tongue. utterly disgusting.
the space between you two went dull. cold, unbearing, dark.
the familiar, split glare flickered in his eyes. his voice was strikingly soft when he spoke.
“i’ve been calm.”
you choked on air. sputtering from the sudden change in power, lohen only glared blankly. you quickly recovered, though a dark fear lingered.
“lohen. . .?” you murmur, holding your hands up cautiously. “. . . don’t freak out.”
lohen’s hand twitched. what a nonsensical thought, he thought.
!
in a flash, his arm reached for the resting knife on the table. his grip was firm yet shaky on the handle, the blade pointed to his chest.
!
“lohen!” you rushed forward but halted after the first few steps, your balance knocked.
because he had already plunged the knife through his heart from sheer and unguarded shock.
“is this freaking out to you?” he shouted, his tone a gurgle of blood and desperation. perhaps even self-consciousness.
“lohen— what is wrong with you?!” you scream, snapping out of your previously shocked daze to hurry towards him.
he gasped, crimson bleeding through fabric. his stabbed heart fluttered painfully at the sight of you rushing towards him. the love-induced spike of his heart rate powered through the invasive metal of the knife.
like the flip of a switch.
your breathing was heavy and harming, your hands rushing to his shoulders to carefully rest him on the floor.
he smiled, a dabble of blood slightly oozing the corner of his lips. and his eyes . . . softened.
“you’re fucking crazy,” you pant, your anxious breathing hitting his face.
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a//n idk i wrote this fast the second it came to my head
Haii love ur writing!! Can u pls pls do one where saes the bsf who secretly likes u then during a sleepover he walks in on the reader while they’re showering then they have sex bye ts so specific 😥😥😥
sounds hot here u go i tried :p
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*sigh*, kaiser hates animals content | crack/fluff, bf!kaiser, yelling, resentment
you only made it a couple centimetres into the mudroom before. . .
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”
the blood-curdling, melodramatic, heavy metal reminiscent cadence was like music to your ears.
obviously, it was kaiser. for whatever reason he was yelling about today was none of your business. you try tuning him and his problems out. you already had a lot on your plate every damn day — you couldn’t afford to give a shit about if kaiser’s manager ticked him off again.
you sigh, throwing your keys, missing the ceramic bowl. damn. then you toed off your shoes and shrugged your jacket off, walking into the kitchen.
. . .goodness, sometimes you wonder why you’re even with him . . .
his presence stepping into the room punched you out of your thoughts. you dart over and look at him. up and down skeptically, of course. all he deserved were skeptics.
he put his hands on his hips, veins popping and eyes wild. “what the hell is that thing we have in our bedroom?” he hissed.
you slumped. “what?”
you didn’t know what the hell he was talking about. and from that, his pupils thinned immediately.
“what?” he echoed with a grimace. “what? i’ll show you what.”
he immediately gripped your wrist. firm, unyielding. he dragged you down the hall to the bedroom, shouldering the door open and . . .
holy shit!?
it was the most rainbow blooming sight you ever saw. music notes floated into the room like dust mites and the crackling of fireworks became the new ambience of your guys’ shared apartment.
KITTENS!
“they’re adorable!” you coo, freeing yourself from his now limp grasp and rushing over to the litter.
“adorable?!” he scoffed. “schatzi — they’re animals!”
you look over your shoulder to glance at him, your hands petting the tiny head of a tabby. “the most cutest of animals!” you reason, completely enchanted by the sight of kittens.
kaiser immediately grabbed his phone from his pocket, thumbs flying over the screen before he put it up to his ear.
as the ringing of an outgoing call sounded, kaiser said, “we’re getting rid of them. who knows who dropped them off. probably one of your bastard friends.”
you clench your teeth, straightening up and twisting to fully face him. “loosen up, kaiser! i’ve wanted kittens since forever, of course i’m happy to finally get what i want. something we, in this relationship, lack.”
kaiser stilled. he shot his eyes right into yours. his hand with his phone fell to his side, canceling the outgoing call immediately. startlingly so.
“kittens. are. animals,” kaiser growled. “ANIMALS!” he threw his phone at the bed, stomping out of the bedroom with truly regal childishness.
god. you wonder why you date that man.
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first day at work complete running on 30mins of sleep i will nap then do reqz cuz ouu are they good 🤤
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