Clark Kent giving off some serious Derek Hale vibes:
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Clark Kent giving off some serious Derek Hale vibes:

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- You’re saying you have some sort of… Werewolf Jail?
- Something like that…
#I’m gonna need a fic of Derek being the creepy hot loner in werewolf jail#doing angry pull-ups and in and out of Solitary#because the guards don’t know how to deal with him#he isn’t allied with any of the makeshift prison packs#glare so hard even the other alphas keep their distance#and then I need Stiles Prison-Breaking his way into the place#searching for Scott#who was wrongly imprisoned#only the place is sprawling and nobody seems to know who he is#so of course Derek knows Stiles is human with a single look#Stiles who has fooled everyone with a cloaking spell or something#and he’s sure he’s gonna have to convince Derek to keep his secret somehow#he’s been in here for years#he must get …lonely right?#(though it wouldn’t be awful#since Stiles stubbed his toe painfully the first time he laid eyes on Derek working out)#so cue Stilinski Seduction phase 1#and Derek just looks at him like he’s crazy#if a little tempted#and says his beta Isaac is in the a different wing of the prison#for the more easily rehabilitated betas#they pass notes sometimes#and he mentioned having a new friend#Derek will help Stiles if he just puts his damn pants back on#(spoiler: it’s the last time he asks him to do that) x(via howlnatural)
bodyguard romance trope: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
bodyguard romance trope but it's gay: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
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whats it with people calling japanese characters from japanese anime who live in japan and speak japanese and have japanese names white
#Seriously if a character is supposed to be white they will be named WHITIE MCWHITERSON #and wear an american flag hoodie shirt pants socks underwear and scream stuff in english every 5 seconds
Okay but Almight tho???

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Actual representation of me learning about asexuality
we should all take a moment to think,
One’s a hired killer and another is a ex-yakuza thats happily married and you might be surprised which is which
And
i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today
these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it
things pirates of the caribbean got right:
1. will and elizabeth’s love story
2. elizabeth becoming pirate king
3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women
4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme
5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and it’s not Pirates’ fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.
6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabeth’s lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldn’t be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldn’t tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). It’s one of the most accurate corseting scenes I’ve ever seen.
7. Will’s hat.
8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, that’s fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.
9. There’s this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. It’s a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Will’s storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.
10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.
11. And let’s not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.
12. The governor’s death scene. Holy shit.
13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didn’t. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and that’s that.
14. You’ve got to admit that wedding was unique.
15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom we’re still enjoying today.
I knew I loved Tom Hardy for a reason
Tom hardy is a fucking mood
Seems highly relevant right now. Also, I agree…

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I came here to say that this gif is (not really, but hilariously) relevant for the beginning of 2020. And it only is because of how everyone is treating it.
You Might Be Asexual If:
(obligatory disclaimer: agreeing or disagreeing with one or more of these does not necessarily make you ace or NOT ace, your experience will vary!)
You’re not sure if you’ve ever felt sexual attraction.
You’re not even sure what ‘sexual attraction’ is vs. other types of attraction
You’ve ever had to just pick a person (celebrity or otherwise) that you had a ‘crush’ on in order to fit in with your peers (regardless of gender)
You’ve felt pressured to pursue relationships because “that’s just what everyone does”
You’ve felt pressured to kiss/touch/have sex with someone because “that’s just what everyone does”
Your peers being obsessed with sex makes you feel deeply uncomfortable or excluded
You’ve tried to mimic sex jokes or sexualized behaviors in order to fit in with your peers.
You’ve ever felt like “well, I guess must be bi/pan because my level of attraction towards everyone is the same” (and that sameness feeling isn’t actually, y’know, sexual attraction) (I’m just saying you’d be surprised how many aces start off identifying as bisexual or pansexual and then realize they are bi/pan ace or aro ace)
People having crushes/dating/having sex feels like a joke and you’re pretty sure everyone else is also faking or exaggerating their attractions (but then you realize they’re Not)
There are times when you suddenly remember that other people Fuck in real life, with Each Other, and it’s surreal as hell
The entire topic of sex is repulsive to you, or your just don’t understand why other people care about it so much.
You don’t understand people who complain if they go without sex for X days.
You don’t understand why people cheat (in real life or media), no matter how “hot” the person they cheated with is.
You’re fine thinking about sex as a vague concept, or even other people having sex (especially in fiction and/or on video) but when the topic of sex involves you personally, (or real life people) it’s a big nope.
Sexual jokes, innuendo, or flirting tends to go over your head often.
You have no interest or desire to masturbate and don’t get why other people do.
You enjoy masturbation but you’d be fine going without it.
You enjoy masturbation and can’t understand why some people claim that it isn’t “enough” for them vs having sex.
The idea of the “honeymoon night” (or other implied social sexual contracts, like a date expecting sex in return for dinner/being nice) fills you with dread.
The idea of having sex is strange or upsetting for you.
You enjoy sex but you’d be fine going without it.
You enjoy sex but can’t understand why some people seem addicted to it.
Sex is something you enjoy (or endure) moreso to have intimacy with your partner or because you want them to be pleased.
You’ve ever told someone you don’t want a relationship/don’t want to have sex, and they felt sorry for you or acted like you’re weird even though you’re perfectly happy.
Bonus:
You might be Grey Asexual if:
You’ve definitely felt sexual attraction (maybe) but it’s a rare occurrence
(Not to be confused with having a libido)
You might be Demisexual if:
You’ve definitely felt sexual attraction (maybe) but it was only after getting to know someone really well and only for that person (and even then, it might come and go at times)
If you find many of these things relatable, you might wanna look deeper into asexuality!
*- Please note that whether or not you have a libido is not a qualifying factor for whether or not you are ace. Some aces have zero desire or need to masturbate, for instance, others do masturbate. Some aces will even have sex to satisfy that drive. Feeling aroused is not the same as sexual attraction. This might sound confusing, but trust me it makes sense when you’re in this situation.
*- Also note that whether you have positive feelings towards sex (for other people or yourself), indifference to sex, or are triggered/repulsed by sex, also has no bearing on whether or not you are asexual. Allosexual people can also be positive, indifferent, or repulsed by sex, especially certain actions.
*- Ultimately, you are ace if you don’t experience sexual attraction, but since it’s a really freaking difficult task to recognize the absence of something you don’t even feel, this list might help some aces figure themselves out! ♥
(Feel free to add more! Aphobes and exclusionists, don’t interact)
Now that is some vintage sports goth
This ad is very ominous and threatening.
Are you fucking kidding me
i know its there but wtf even am i looking at exactly
His name is Steven Udotong.
Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.
Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines.
It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.
On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy
Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!
This is great. It explains it very well with the examples. Though I am laughing at the title “human brian” instead of “human brain”. Who was supposed to proofread that? Fail
I was stuck on “brian” for like 30seconds like of all the possible examples it was the one with a name
Teen wolf writers: Sterek ain’t gonna happen
Sterek fandom: *ignores them*
Teen wolf writers: Stiles has a girlfriend
Sterek fandom: *uses kissing scenes to make sterek edits*
Teen wolf writers: Derek is not even in this season
Sterek fandom: *turns the season into a sterek au*
Teen wolf writers: Sterek is dead.
Sterek fandom: *manic laughter* Have you heard of AO3? We have never been more alive

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Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.
Person: I know it’s hard because he’s your dad-
Me: It’s not
Person: But you love him deep down-
Me: I don’t
Family matters; blood doesn’t.
As Bobby Singer from spn said, “family don’t end in blood, and it don’t start there neither.”
Yes, thank you! I’m extremely tired of hearing “She’s your mother, you have to love her, she brought you into this world!” No, I don’t, she was an abusive bitch and I want nothing to do with her.
Tired: Blood is thicker than water.
Wired: The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Now you see, I've watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won't catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!
Did you step on it?
I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.
Help it’s on its way!
By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?
I can't see anything! It's pitch black down here. All that's visible is my eyes.
Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours