actually spider-man (real) (true)

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

it’s been really fun being anxiously attached to a rock band with you guys

as a person who is beyond saving i loveee giving life advice. waterlogged corpse at the bottom of the ocean reminding people to swim parallel to the shore to escape a rip current