goalie apologist

may the whimsy of seth jarvis have the canes pull a miracle and kill vegas

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

shoutout to the woman behind me at game 82 who said "no, i know who porter martone is. i just... why would you name a baby that." i think about her every time anything happens to him (often)

we may never get a northern canada team bc the canadian gov would not be able to combat the sheer power of 23 roster spots (+reserves) of blonde white women posting tiktoks about the price of groceries up north. they would have to actually do something about the cost of living. and mr carney has no interest in that.