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How goated it is to be anything at all

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

The word awesome is like slay for bi guys

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

when you talk to people they kill you

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

if i make enough yummy soup it cant ever catch up to me

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas