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A CEO needs to get an employee who has been on an extended vacation to do some paperwork so the company doesn't get shut down. So they get an employee who had stolen a report to do it or they would arrest him. (Also the guy who stole the report plays Green Goblin in The Amazing Spiderman 2) The employee goes to go find the man, but before he leaves he goes to visit his mother. After his visit with his mother, during her sleep, she dies. Also, during his visit before she died, she gave him a ballerina figurine she made. So after the cremation of his mother he goes to Switzerland to find the employee. It turns out that he's has been in a sanatorium to get 'well'. He cannot find him so he goes back to the plane, but during the car ride, the car hits a deer causing it to flip. So Green Goblin wakes up in the sanatorium with a broken leg. He meets a doctor that says he has to go to an isolation tank. n the isolation tank he is submerged water with an oxygen tube connected to him while a doctor is monitoring him. Then a nurse shows up and the doctor starts yanking it because the nurse has her tits out. While the doctor is beating it, the oxygen tube comes off Green Goblin's mouth and he begins to flatline. While Green Goblin is beginning to flatline he sees the youngest patient at the sanatorium, Hannah. he also sees a bunch of eels Green Goblin gets recovered. Green Goblin begins to find out some of the histories of the sanatorium, and how there was a baron and a baroness, the Baron wanted a perfect child so he chose his sister to conceive it (the baroness) but she couldn't get pregnant, but he still married her. The town was disgusted about this incestual relationship, so during the wedding, they burnt the the Baron alive, and before burning the Baroness they found out she was pregnant and cut the fetus out of her, threw it in an aquifer and burnt the baroness alive. The fetus survived in the aquifer (what the sanatorium is built over) and so did the baron. In fact they're still alive present day. aND GUESS WHAT THE FETUS IS HANNAH THE YOUNGEST PATIENT AT THE FUCKING SANATORIUM AND THE BARON IS THE OWNER OF THE SANATORIUM! so skip ahead in the movie The baron tries to continue the bloodline and marries his daughter(Hannah) and then goes to impregnate her. Also, the baron is into some kinky shit and ties his daughter to the bed Then Green Goblin shows up and sets the Baron on fire. The baron is still alive after being burnt. And goes and beats the shit out of Green Goblin after he almost finishes untying Hannah. Because obviously Hannah doesn't want to be a baby mama and be pregnant at 14. Whilst the Baron is beating the shit out of Green Goblin Hannah finishes untying herself. Green Goblin is almost thrown into the aquifer and eaten by eels but Hannah pulls a Battlefield 1 and jabs a shovel in the Baron's head. The Baron dies the sanatorium is set on fire blah blah blah THE END.