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Can anyone else see this????? Am I fucking hallucinating this…… masterpiece.

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

Charlie, Mac and Frank

Thanks :)

Yeah, laced with cocaine.

I had to google the article. Apparently he was jealous that his wife paid so much attention to his children. What's even crazier is that after 20 years of not speaking his 18 year old son asked for help.. 18 yrs old..

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime

You are a cancerous being poisoning my life.

1 K too many from being racist...

I knew I wasn't the only one who ranks their friends! I actually have quarterly polls I run by them.

Done.

cryptid

these are their stories

Why did they blur out his forehead?