✦ Amongst the Gleaming Stars ✦

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

*becomes offended and weirdly combative when you imply i have bones or internal organs*

Inclusivity Win! The Wizard Who Just Electrocuted You To Death Is Nonbinary

my mind palace is not up to code

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you