flour child

Me when I look good: beauty is so powerful Me when I’m ugly: beauty is fleeting and meaningless . Get a hobby, do something w ur life you shallow bitch

If “Hozier” and “Florence + the machine” ever did a collab, it would be so dangerous to listen to anywhere apart from the middle of a forest, as moss would just start appearing around you, and branches would just grow from any surface you looked at

my favorite thing about this post is the quotations because they imply that these two are something other than what they tell us and that’s exactly what ageless dieties of the forests would do

OOO THEY PLAYIN MY SONG

My idol

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

If you’ve ever said “she’s too tall” you’re an absolute coward lol

I’m so about how popular this post is, tall girls are so good

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil