The Lazy Writer

EDIT MARCH 10, 2025: this blog has LONG since been abandoned, but thank y’all for the support it had over time!

Of course, here you go!

Dialogue is color coded for clarity ( A / B / Villain)

Confession Prompts

The words "I love you" come out during a heated argument. A and B immediately stop arguing and stand there staring at each other for a minute while they process what just happened.

"You idiot, you could've died!" "I couldn't let them kill the only person I've ever loved."

A and B are both captured by Villain, who plans to torture them. A pleads with Villain not to hurt B. ("Do whatever you want to me, but please don't hurt B-" "Why do you care so much, mm? What could B POSSIBLY offer you?" "I love them. More than anything.")

One morning, without warning or context, A asks B to marry them. When asked why, A simply smiles and says "I love you, B. Isn't that reason enough?"

Yes, of course! Here’s some tooth-achingly sweet fluff! I hope your day is just as lovely!

Super-Sweet Fluff Prompts:

Breakfast in bed

Being left breathless by the sight of their partner all done up in a suit/dress

Doing each other’s makeup/picking each other’s clothes

Soft, gentle kisses slowly getting steamier until they’re both a panting, too-warm mess (where you go from there is not my responsibility)

Hyping each other up over the little accomplishments, sometimes giving kisses as rewards too

Their partner is having a bad day, and they’d be damned if they didn’t try to make it better.

Oh, great idea! Here's your prompts, Anon! (Somewhat) NON-CLICHE ROMANTIC OTP PROMPTS:

Gifting each other swords/knives ("I thought you'd like the pretty handle on this one").

Stupid nicknames that make no sense to anyone but each other

Making weird faces at each other in public, trying to make the other laugh.

Teasing each other about stupid stuff they did in the past just to see their partner blush.

Ooh, I love this trope! Here's some prompts, Dear Anon!

COLD/INTIMIDATING CHARACTER IS ONLY SOFT FOR THEIR S/O PROMPTS:

(Color-coded for dialogue)

A is a mob boss, ruthless and cold. They've killed countless people, but B is the only person they would kill FOR.

A is usually pissed off and snappy with everyone. B is the first person to make it through the cold exterior, seeing the warm and cuddly person underneath.

A comes home after a long day at work, walking straight into B's arms and pressing their face into their hair.

A threatens pretty much everyone except B with bodily harm.

"I'll kill you." "[*laughing*] No you won't." "You're right. I won't, but you're still an asshole." "I love you too, A."

Of course, Anon! Here you go: MUTUAL OBVIOUS PINING FRIENDS-TO-LOVERS PROMPTS:

Laughing at the other one's joke, then sharing a look that lasts a little bit too long before looking away all flustered.

They're walking together and the backs of their hands brush together a few times too many to be pure coincidence.

Getting ready for a party together, getting quiet/flustered when the other one comes into the room looking nicer than usual.

Sitting together on the couch to watch a movie, getting quiet and awkward when their hands touch reaching for a snack on the coffee table because "Wow, they're cute when they blush..."

Staring at their lips when they talk, wondering what it would be like to kiss them.

They notice the other staring at their lips, but choose to ignore it because they're scared of ruining what they have.

"You're really attractive." "Thanks, you too..." [*awkward blushy silence*]

Offering to hold each others' hands as jokes ("Haha lol what if we held hands, what would you do then?"), but when they DO hold hands it turns awkward (and cute) every. damn. time.

Leaving little gifts where the other will find them (favorite snacks on their nightstand, a stuffed animal on the couch, etc) but neither of them ever acknowledging it out loud to each other.

"Shh, it's okay. I'm here."

"I'm not leaving you, [name]."

"You're not alone, I promise."

"You didn't do anything wrong. There's nothing to apologize for."

"C'mere, let me hold you-"

"Sure, we can snuggle if it will make you feel better."

"Here, hold my hand."

"This is gonna hurt like a bitch, but I have to stitch up that wound."

"Show me where it hurts."

"I know you're hurt, [name]."

"Let me take care of it, alright? You need to rest."

"I'm here to take care of you, [name]."

"There's no shame in crying. I promise."

"Let me take care of things for once, alright?"