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Thank you, bc “well damn lady I Coke’t remote the clouds” didn’t make a lick of sense

american southern magical realism

What the fuck

#they do move in herds

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled 

“business casual” to “more of a pussy out look” in 3.5 seconds. we stan

BIG BOY

PUPPER

The nerd girls are tired…

And then use it.

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

Yee-Claw

YEE-CLAW

YEE-CLAW

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.