Dragons Are Cool

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

me when i become a twitch streamer

yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

*rips off my bra and throws it across the room* me: I am tired of that

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

i love two things in this life and they are naps and women goodnight

………naps with women….