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This insane update from Neocities

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

hey guys i think simon iron lung being an engineer/mechanic adjacent in every wrong way possible DOES make sense, actually!!!!!! Because he was a part of the convict realization program that the coi put convicts through as a form of rehabilitation; which involves doing repairs and maintenance and construction

this one initially mistook this for a Subnautica 2 ad. one would not even need to rewrite the trailer voiceover for the monsterfuckers:

T shirt that says “God’s Sleepiest Soldier” on the front

you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)

when i wrote this post, i didn't expect very many people to read it. i figured it wasn't the kind of thing people liked to read and reblog, but it was late at night, and i was remembering this person, and i was crying, and i had to write it out. so i did.

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art