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Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.
Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation
I love this. I make a post that causes people across the world to slightly annoy their friends. The internet is a magical place
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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
okay okay there's more
6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]
Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"
7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "
Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."
:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:
8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."
Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"
Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."
OH MY GOD I FORGOT -
9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.
New med student: 👀
and the classique:
Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?
Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list
Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight
Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff
Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me
[cw eye squick]
eye surgeon *in the middle of sorting out our second cataract, and when nobody had spoken for a couple of minutes*: banana
us: *having to really fight not to giggle because she's literally in our eyeball at the time*
I'm afraid you were operated on by a Minion
you may think that, but she was in fact a gorgeous human who spoke other intelligible words - it was just that one that unhinged us
Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there
"butchfemme is heteronormative" i am doing things with butches that i dont think many heteros would call normal
Struggling through half a dozen abortive posts to explain this so just the thesis: I think that an inability to imagine yourself adapting to and maybe even finding satisfaction in a wide array of living situations weakens your ability to make decisions about your life. I know so many people who have let potentially good things pass by even when they have a generous safety net because they are paralyzed by a fear of doing something that feels alien to them.
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Pros of living with other people: There’s other people!
Cons of living with other people: There’s other people.
This is not my beautiful circus; these are not my beautiful monkeys
quasi-normalität
Dies ist nicht mein wunderschöner Zirkus; dies sind nicht meine wunderschönen Affen
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writing in 24 pt bold font at the top of my google doc: THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE LYING TO HIMSELF AT ALL TIMES
also THE CHARACTER SHOULD BE AFRAID
I like ‘em kinda fucked in the head with big brown eyes
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Some abusers do follow through and commit suicide after their victim escapes and I hate the way that victims are treated after that happens. The abuser did not kill themselves because they ‘loved their [victim] so much they couldn’t live without them’, they killed themselves because they lost control and dying a martyr was better than sticking around and putting up with the fallout and reputational damage. They killed themselves because it was one final way to hurt their victim and leave them with a massive mess to clean up. In a hypothetical world where they actually killer themselves because they ‘loved their [victim] so much they couldn’t live without them’, the victim should still be under absolutely no obligation to stay and that is an unhealthy dynamic for both of them.
This happens between couples, in parent-child relationships, in friendships and other dynamics but I have to specifically highlight it within the context of domestic violence committed by a male partner against a female partner. The reaction is particularly rancid because there is a societal expectation that women should ‘take care of’ men and be responsible for them. A woman can spend 15 years trying to help a violent man get better when he has no desire to do so and when she finally leaves for the safety of herself and her children and he ends his life, she is blamed for it. As though he wasn’t the perpetrator, as though he wouldn’t have killed her and the kids if he had continued access. I wish I could say this is uncommon but a not insignificant number of men commit suicide after their wife files for divorce/after their divorce is finalized and reactionary misogynists continuously point to this as a reason divorce is bad or women are evil instead of acknowledging that that guy was holding his family hostage and ended his life when his hostages escaped.
Other people have mentioned it but public figures doing this after allegations come out should probably be taken as an admission of guilt and not damning proof that their accuser lied and bullied them to death. If they weren’t, they could sue their accuser into oblivion and even the guilty try. They knew they were caught and there was no way out.
mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone
Degrees of secondhand fandom:
I don’t watch/read/listen to it, but I follow the summaries on the wiki
I rarely pursue information about it, but I have enough incidental contact with the core fandom that I’ve picked it up via osmosis
I strive to avoid it, but I’ve been indoctrinated against my will by the fucking memes
I can cite the canon chapter and verse, but I have no recollection of how or why I acquired this knowledge, and that concerns me
'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"
the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:
oh :( that's fluff :( that's fluff of my torture character :(
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I don't think we talk enough about how insane Davos actually is like bro got his fingers cut off by this guy and instead of saying "okay bye" he's like "let me devote my life to this guy" (he has a whole ass wife btw) AND keep the bones of my fingers in a pouch around my neck for luck
????
He wore the FINGERS Stannis CUT OFF HIS HAND around his NECK at ALL TIMES and called it HIS LUCK and believed he was a BETTER AND BRAVER man because of it
