Lover of Tragedy

i like how apples are like. the default object

Really need to try and get deoncelerised popularised over 'filing the serial numbers off' for the pro pubbed fic trend before it's too late

Did you know eating breakfast makes you feel better ? Like an actual meal and everything. Had a yummy eggwich bagel and an apple and two coffees today and I feel like I just removed a status effect

The status effect would probably be "hungry"

I will walk around feeling like I'm taking poison damage -1 -1 -1 whole time it's cause I only ate a protein bar and called it "minmaxxing nutrients". Well I cast Egg Sandwich Bagel and Apple

When you're making a male character into a woman you have to consider his relationship with masculinity when deciding if she would still be butch or if she would be more gender conforming. Is he butch because he actually likes it or because it's imposed on him

If no one in the fandom got me my very loyal mutual who has no idea what I'm talking about does!!!

The manosphere & incel view on standards for women is so wild. Dudes will complain that they cannot get laid and then say that they only want a woman who is 10+ years younger than them, attractive, fit, willing to go 50/50 on everything financially, willing to submit to him as the greatest authority and also a virgin who has never kissed anyone. And then they complain about not being able to find a worthy wife or even a hookup while refusing to lower their standards even a little. The thought of dating women in their own age group and league (women who would be ‘equally yoked’ to borrow a biblical term since they love misusing the Bible) never occurs to them because they would find the female version of themselves disgusting, just as disgusting as the well-adjusted 20 somethings they go after find them.

I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

Give me meat that IS genetically human but can't be matched to anyone's DNA!!! Where the fuck is it from?? We don't know!! Scary!!!

Oh people keep disappearing but hey at least the food is really good so that's something right? Womp womp you're eating a guy. Boring. Been there done that. Give me something new

Give me a guy who works in a slaughterhouse who swears on his life he's killed the exact same cow every week for the past 6 months and every time it gets harder to pull the trigger as it looks him in the eyes like it knows him

meat from the meat shower

there's only ten bloggers. No one knows where the notes keep coming from

i still can’t believe “our age of bronze is collapsing” is a line from the odyssey. bro i can’t believe we’re in the middle age right now. it’s such a nice day in feudal japan rn. i’m so glad we are having this agricultural revolution.

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

yn ymuno â'r rhyfel yn erbyn colomennod ar ochr y colomennod

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her