Layne324

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

there is no way to predict how this video will go

I have been reduced to tears

The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like “this is how engineers swat flies” and now I can’t stop watching.

Wait this is the TOAST VIDEO I scrolled past this like a FOOL the other day I’ve been looking for this thing for WEEKS

This person nearly hospitalised themself so many times

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

i did not need to know that

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

It has been, 500 years.

THIS IS MY JAM

TELL ME WHERE IS GANDALF

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

It has been, 500 years.

THIS IS MY JAM

TELL ME WHERE IS GANDALF