MakeBetterChoices

Good comparison, OP.

this changes everything

And if there is an afterlife that means I get to see more cats!!!! Very good idea

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

Thanks to tumblr for letting me know there are others like me

I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like I think I saved up $15 for three weeks to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack at Barnes & Noble when I was 9 and I was really proud of myself for that. Add your first CD you were way too proud of buying in the tags

Bitch I’m so old the first music I bought was a casette

It was either Brice Springsteen or Bon Jovi. Yeah, I was/am a Jersey boy.

Yeah, it was a cassette and it was probably Jimmy Buffett.

Ace of Base cassette, yeah...if old

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of you will understand this.

Throw in student loan payments and this is accurate

From both a human and legal point of view let me say bwahahahabahah

Such a hard truth to learn

It’s universal

You and your best friend are both lawyers. You are placed on opposing cases. You try to get your friend to win the case by sabotaging your own. Little do you know your friend is trying to sabotage his case so you can win.

You both get disbarred for actively working against your client’s interests.

Ethics bitch

Being a lawyer is constantly showing up to court prepared only to realize you don’t actually know anything.