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darkmagyk

Han is all “there’s to much Vader in him,” without mentioning that there is too much Vader in Leia too.

Like, Bail Organa, bless his poor poor soul, tried to politician the Vader out of her. He tried SO FUCKING HARD.

But the fact that she abandoned politics to be a General in the Resistance says a lot about her similarities to Anakin Skywalker.

persian-slipper

See, people get it wrong. They assume because Luke got the blond hair and the lightsaber that he is Anakin’s child. He’s not. He’s Padme’s.

Leia, though. Leia is very much Anakin’s child. She is the one with the deep anger in her. She is the one who will bring peace to her new empire freedom and justice back to the galaxy whether the galaxy wants it or not. She is the one who commands armies and amasses followers as easy as breathing. She joined the Rebellion while she was in her teens. She is the one with the spirit of a warrior.

Don’t get me wrong; Bail Organa did his damnedest to raise her in the mold of her mother, fighting her battles in the halls of power with words as her weapons. And she was very good at it. But unlike Padme, Leia’s words always had an edge to them, her tone and meaning always a little too sharp, a little too angry.

Peace and mercy are the trademarks of Luke and Padme. Justice and order, obtained by whatever means necessary, are the marks of Leia and Anakin.

spyderqueen

#you just know if she had a lightsaber on the death star she would have pulled a tusken massacre on the bridge #tarkin vader the techs everyone #dead as soon as she could reach them

cumaeansibyl

How the throne room scene actually should’ve gone:

“If you will not turn to the Dark Side, perhaps she will.”

“Pffffthahahahaha yeah, okay Dad, let me know how that turns out. Look, the reason I’m here instead of her is because I want you alive and not a cloud of vaporized plastic. You know she strangled Jabba the Hutt with the chain he put around her neck, right? That’s what she does to people who try to control her. Better tell your Emperor you’re not allowed to have any more ideas.”

swan2swan

#this is so true it’s beautiful#I bet Vader almost felt glad every time Luke turned up with the lightsaber when they faced off#Vader was like ‘Oh thank the Force it’s the nice one that got the lightsaber skills’

#star wars

trek-tracks

Spock clearly inherited Michael’s sense of humour…

(I see what you did there, Disco)

#star trek #star trek discovery

firelordphoebe-deactivated20211

han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time

#star wars

trek-tracks

A friendly reminder that “Leonard Horatio McCoy” anagrams to “Doctor Holey Macaroni” and I can’t stop laughing about it

#star trek

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ridleydaisy

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

#star wars

spacethefinalfucktier

A truly terrible edit

#star trek #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

johnparri

Star Trek: The Original Series (The Trouble With Tribbles) || Star Trek Beyond (Justin Lin, 2016)

#star trek

atium

The Lost Metal? It would certainly impress everyone if any was found since it’s generally considered lost and all. Other than that, I’m not really sure what I’d do with it.

#ask games #shrine game #zane things

bornuntolikehimself

A lightsaber, for the shrine ask game?

what color though

Green.

no.

Blue?

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bornuntolikehimself

A lightsaber, for the shrine ask game?

what color though

lawman-things-blog

Green.

Crime.

💙

#ask games #shrine game #steris things

petalproufaerie

✨If I were a goddess/god what offerings would you leave at my shrine?

tony-starkrogers

What is a man but that lofty spirit, that sense of enterprise, that devotion for something that cannot be sensed, cannot be realized but only dreamed, the highest reality?

#star trek

charlesoberonn

So apparently when Lucasarts was developing a Darth Maul game, George Lucas showed up at the studio one day, saw an action figure or Maul and the Expanded Universe character Darth Talon and proclaimed “look, they’re best friends.”

Nobody had the heart to tell George that these two characters lived 150 years apart, so now they had to work around this time gap.

#star wars #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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