dexter brainrot

"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese

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^ taylor sang this

i invented milk

fuck you and fuck the people who consume milk willingly

L + ratio + don't care + freshly showered + lying in bed + got my jammies on

i get physically aching second hand embarrassment when people call Light god or some shit. like that is a closeted gay boy in the 2000's. they are the furthest we've ever strayed from god's light.

i’ve absolutely got to kiss somebody… soon… please god 

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

(after locking myself in a mental prison of my own creation) wait what the hell. who made these rules

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

hey bestie! just letting you know i’m transforming into something unspeakable

children are just little guys! they deserve your respect and understanding! 

Unfortunately, when a lot of fans dunk on a character for reasons I find silly, especially if they willfully misread the text to do so, the fandom punching bag then becomes my favorite character. I could have liked them a normal amount, but the constant bad takes annoyed me and now I am unstoppable.

I know it'll pass but can you make it quicker please