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❝Okay so what does A stand for❞

❝ARSON❞

He’d read the Art of War as a Bedtime story

❝Their not my child, they're my heir there's a difference❞

❝Okay darling what do we say if someone says you look gay❞

❝That's the point❞

❝ I hope you let me take a shot with you on your 21st ❞

C!Schlatt would 100% teach his child how to do (His) paperwork, to read the fine print, and deduct taxes

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𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈፡ An addon to my Dream SMP Teacher reader Au

𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃፡ 452

𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙶𝙵𝙸𝙲፡ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C377nonHHwk

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Jschlatt x Reader

If there's a prize for rotten judgment,

You sat at your desk staring at the mess of papers at your desk, Holding your phone in front of you.

I guess I've already won that

You looked at the number schlatt had written down, shoving it aside.

No man is worth the aggravation

It was so frustrating, why'd does he have to be such a bastard yet, you love him so much.

That's ancient history, been there, done that

You got up from your desk, walking over to puffy, who'd been busy reviewing. And explained It all.

Who d'you think you're kidding

She laughed, saying that your frustrated because you don't want to like him

He's the earth and heaven to you

That you cared for her brother, and Tubbo,You just wanted to deny it.

Try to keep it hidden,

You tried, to laugh as if that wasn't true

Honey we can see right through you

But you could tell she knew

Girl you can't conceal it

You knew you can't hide it

We know how you're feeling

You knew she went through the same thing, with Foolish's other mother

Who you thinking of

A bastard thats who

No chance no way I won't say it, no no

But theres no way you'll admit it

(You swoon you sigh why to deny it oh oh)

It's too cliche I won't say I'm in love

I thought my heart had learned its lesson

In bed you, look at ythe ceiling remembering why you shouldn't love him

It feels so good when you start out

Then you remember why you used to love him

My head is screaming "Get a grip girl "

You groaned pushing your head into the a pillow, your head hurt at this point

Unless you're dying to cry your heart out

Hot tears flew down from your swollen eyes leaking onto the pillow

Girl you can't deny it

It hurt, you couldn't just lie to yourself

Who you are is how you're feeling

You don't know how to feel

Baby, we're not buying

Please, if Puffy could notice, anyone could

Hon we saw you hit the ceiling

Face it like a grown-up

If I knew teaching would be this hard I'd just worked at goodwill

When you gonna own up that you got got got it bad

No chance no way I won't say it, no no

No this is not happening

(Give up, give in, check the grin you're in love)

This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love

(We'll do it until you admit you're in love)

You're way off base I won't say it

Get off my case I won't say it

(Girl don't be proud it's okay you're in love)

Picking up your phone, your hands shook, deiling his number.

" Hello Mr. Schlatt "

" What do you want Y/N "

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𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈፡ Tubbo Get lost on a field trip, so you and Jschlatt have to go look for him

𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃፡

𝚃𝚆፡ Zoophobia, Ovinaphobia, Dipsophobia, Entomophobia, sometimes known as insectophobia, Mazeophobia, Pithecophobia,Kakologophobia

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Jschlatt x Reader

You found Bad, he wasn’t far with his small group Sapnap, Karl, Antfrost, and Hannah. He agreed to watch them after hearing about Tubbo being lost. And with that you and Schlatt ran off to find Tubbo.

“ Okay so if you were your son where would you be “ you spoke voice shaking back at where everyone split up, in front of the large map.

“ At a bar “ Schlatt muttered, not giving caring at this point, looking at the map.

“ Mr. Schlatt, I’m serious “

“ Alright geez, looking at some Bees, maybe “

You agreed, pulling him off to the insectarium. After a mile or so, you were both panting.

“ This is harder than when I ran for president “

“ Stop complaining an- wait you ran for president “

“ Yeah, you never heard of me doll “

“ Okay, sir I understand that this must be funny to you but I’m trying to do my job so don’t attempt to flirt whilst I’m on the job “

“ Alright but after hours it's fair game doll “

You ground rolling your eyes, similar to the way the ram had done earlier. Eventually running into Phil.

“ Mr. Minecraft, I’m sorry to bother you but have you seen Tubbo “

“ Oh, uhm now that I think about it he stopped by to say hi to Tommy, and talked about going to see some bees with but I assumed he was you guys “ He rubbed the back of his neck lifting his wings slightly out of what you’d assumed was a shock

“ Its alright, thank you “

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☻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿☻

You and Schlatt ran off, finally reaching the insectarium opening the doors.

IN the middle of it sat Tubbo’s face pushing against the glass, looking up at the Honey Bees. You rushed over to him sliding onto your knees, “ Tubbo, are you okay, why in the name of XD would you run off “ you grabbed his arms rolling up his sleeves to look for any bruises or cuts.

“ Sorry Mx Y/N, I asked to see the bees but nobody heard me “

“ So, what does everyone want to do first “ Everyone began shouting and talking over each other, So loud nobody heard the small goat ask to see the honey bees.

You sighed letting go of his arms, “ Its alright but me and your father were worried sick “

“  I know can we stay for a bit longer “

“ Fine with me “ Schlatt, stepping away from the wall he’d been leaning on

“ Alright 10 more minutes “

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☻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿☻

Everyone hopped on the bus and again you took a headcount

Dream, Check

George, Check

Callahan, Check.

Sapnap, Is on fire Check.

Tommy with a box of spiders he stole from the insectarium, Tubbo, Fundy Check.

Purpled, Jack, Nikki, Quackity smuggling a tiger kitten in his bag with Charlie eating another stick check.

Karl, Antfrost, Ranboo, Hannah, Che-

You were interrupted by a slap on the rear, Shocked and flustered you looked up, seeing none other than Schlatt with a shit-eating grin,  “ Jschatt what did we discuss about this “ he chuckled as you faced forward, towards him. “ You said after hours, and look at the time, I’m not breaking any rules doll~” the last part he stretched out, almost whispering.

You sarcastically laughed, “ alright Mr president “ similarly to him, you stretched it out. You noticed his cheeks turning red.

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𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈፡ Tubbo Get lost on a field trip, so you and Jschlatt have to go look for him

𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃፡

𝚃𝚆፡ Zoophobia, Ovinaphobia, Dipsophobia, Entomophobia, sometimes known as insectophobia, Mazeophobia, Pithecophobia,

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Jschlatt x Reader

You gave a headcount of every kid for the fifth time, making mental notes about who’s in each group.

Dream, Check

George, Check

Callahan, Check.

Sapnap, Is on fire Check.

Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy Check.

Purpled, Jack, Nikki, Quackity annoying George, with charlie eating a stick check.

Karl, Antfrost, Ranboo, Hannah, Check.

And the new students, Boomer, Tina, Crumb, and Eryn.

They checked the boxes, then flipped the page on their clipboard to the chaperons

Ms. Puffy

Philza

Jschlatt

Wilbur

Punz

Mr. Halo

Sam

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“ Okay so I've given everyone maps around the zoo, you can all see whatever you’d like “ in unison, the children shouted yes. “ Alright, I’ll be switching back and forth through groups to find out how everyone is going “ You chuckled as Tom shouted, with his accent thick.

“CAN YOU DO OURS FIRST”

I’ll actually doing (While writing this it auto corrected to be Doing Mr.Schlatt)  Mr. Schlatt first, you glanced over making eye contact with the man, who simply rolled his scuffing. “ Alright everyone stays with their assigned groups and by 12:30 we’ll meet in the cafeteria for some lunch “. You watched as everyone ran off, having to nudge Charlie slightly to follow you, With Shlatt staring at the map. “ So, what does everyone want to do first “ Everyone began shouting and talking over each other, Schlatt, the Ram hybrid spoke louder than everyone 

“ Is there any bar on here? “ Everyone fell silent, including the others walking past. Before anyone could ask the question 'What's A Bar” your teacher insects kicked in, “ Ha, very funny, but we all know that's no way to talk in front of the children “ you glared, still keeping a cheery voice. Again he scuffed, “ Alright we'll go see the monkeys “ he groaned putting the map in his back pocket

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☻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿☻

“It 11:23, we still have time to go check out the Tigers Quackity “

“ Not if we don’t have Tubbo son of Jschlatt “

“ I'M SORRY WHAT CHARLIE “

“ Yeah, he left like 30 minutes ago, “ Qauckity said blankly, almost like this wasn’t a problem, holding up a bee backpack that Tubbo apparently handed to him before he left, Nikki nodded, “ He said he’d come back before lunch” You began breathing heavily, panicking “ OKay, okay everything's okay, I’ll go look for him and Schlatt will take you to the tigers okay? “ you stuttered, repeating yourself in an attempt to calm down. 

 “ Oh fuck no, If my sons lost I’m coming with you “

“ FIRST OFF WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN SECOND WHO’S GONNA STAY WITH THEM IF YOU LEAVE “

Slightly taken aback by the way you shouted back, he tensed up before going back to a calm, but still somewhat rude.

“ Leave them with someone else, it’s just 4 of them leave them with Bad “

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𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈፡ Someone's afraid of the dark, A big man doesn't want to take a nap, and You have to carry a groggy Fundy back to his dad

𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃፡ 939

𝚃𝚆፡ Fennecaphobia, Nyctophobia, also referred to as scotophobia, achluophobia, and lygophobia. Apiphobia

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The children played and laughed, Dream, George, and Sapnap chased each other outside, and Fundy and Nikki sat in the corner playing some sort of board game. Tommy was shouting to Ranboo about something whilst Tubbo stood nearby playing with a bee plush.

" Alright Everyone, It's time to clean up so we can all go to bed okay?"

Y/N stepped out the from behind their counter in the kitchen, where they'd previously been putting methionine in cups of juice and milk which they'd claim Grape Juice. Slowly stepping over a childproof gate to keep the children from the kitchen. They smiled, noticing no one had refused to pick up the toys, even Tommy who'd simply needed some motivation from Nikki. Whilst passing out the drinks you felt a tug on your pants.

" Mx. Y/N, uhm Benson wants to tell you something " A small Tubbo whispered looking up at you with wide eyes holding Benson up, you gladly bent down at ' ' Ear level ' ' to Benson.

" Okay, He's gonna need to speak up " You chuckled, playing along grinning. A voice obviously whispered " I don't like the dark, do we have to turn the lights off? " his voice trembled slightly, trying to avoid anyone overhearing. Your eyes went back and forth, a train of thought. Before grasping Tubbo's hand softly " Come with me I want to show you something " you spoke no longer whispering, walking over to a mattress that you'd laid out moments before.

You held the Small duck so the back was facing tubbo, " You see the little switch on the back " Tubbo nodded still silent " Flip it " you smirked slightly, raising an eyebrow. Hesitantly he flipped, eyes lighting at the glowing white duck.

" See, now Benson won't be scared because he's a light " he grabbed the Glow in the Dark toy and a cup of milk away from your hands, " Thanks Mx. Y/N !" He clumsily ran off, trying his best to keep the cup from spilling.

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☻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿☻

Finally, after 30 minute (Well whos counting), everyone had taken the Grape Juice, layed down, peace at last.

" Mx. Y/N !" A small voice whispered yelled, poking you after. " Yes Tommy? " you tried your best not to sound disappointed, but in reality simply wanted to have an hour of peace whilst the children slept. " I don't want to sleep, Techno doesn't take naps, Wilby doesn't take naps WHY SHOULD I " The last part, his voice raised and eyebrows frowned. " Tommy, I know you're upset but you can't be shouting " you narrowed your eyes and spoke sternly, you looked left and right making sure no one had woken up.

" Now Tommy, I had Techno and Wilbur as 2 of my students-" you pause and smile at his reaction, mouth agape and eyes wide with joy and curiosity. " and I assure you, they had to take naps quite often " you spoke softly, he tilted his head. " Okay well maybe they did, but I'M A BIG MAN ! " he again raised his voice, slightly this time, not enough to wake anyone up. You heard

You sighed, playfully, " How do you think ' Big Men ' get their energy, they sleep?" you chuckled pointing air quotes around a certain word sitting down on the floor in front of him. He stared for a few seconds before putting his hands on his hips and taking a deep breath " Well I'm a big and sense Big man sleep I'm gonna take extra-long naps " before you could praise him he ran off back to wherever he'd layed himself.

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☻𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿☻

You hear a knock on the classroom door, you turn in the seat, place their phone and walk quietly towards.

When your open the door you're greeted by a tall brunette, wearing a yellow sweater, and a beanie. " Uhm, hello can I help you? " you stepped out of the classroom leaving the door open slightly, he smiled " I'm here to pick up fundy I'm his dad " he seemed a bit on edge. At first, you were confused, Fundy being a Fox kit, and him being human, but soon remember Fundy mentioning his father being a human, ah-ha ing silently " Oh, of course, I'll go get him, sorry if he's still a bit tired " you rubbed the back of your neck, The brunette nodded following you.

" Come on Fundy, your dad's here " you knelt down to his height, He groaned, rolling his body towards you and shook his head " NOooooooo " he whined grabbed his salmon plush holding it closer to his chest. Wilbur chuckle behind you before reaching out to grab the Fox kit, which you stepped aside to give him room to do so, " Come on we gotta go home to see mum " once he got the kid in his arm, he walked back to the hallway with you.

" Thanks again, Mx.- " Before he could finish, you cut him off

" You can just call me Y/N, please " he nodded " of course, thanks Y/N "

" Mhm...home, now " Fundy pipped out still halfway asleep

" Fundy you just didn't want to leave, but alright "

" Bye again Mx- Y/N "

" Bye Wilbur "

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