Do No Harm, Take No Shit.

Chronicles of Narnia:

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

“Let’s go apple picking!”

“Oh, I love the smell of cinnamon.”

“Let’s go for a walk and take pictures of leaves.”

“Is this sweater too big on me?” / “Isn’t that sweater a little big on you?”

“Fingerless gloves make me feel powerful.”

“I have new boots and a PSL. Life is good.”

“I made you a scarf.” / “You made me a scarf?”

“This flannel is itchy.”

“My hair was made to wear beanies.”

“I want pumpkin-flavored everything.”

“Is it too early to think about my Halloween costume?”

“The trees are so pretty…”

“Ah, yes. Death is everywhere.”

“Make me hot chocolate.”

“Oh my gosh. Is that a PSL?”

“I don’t understand the Fall hype.”

“We should make a fire and cuddle.” / “We should make a fire so I can throw you in it.”

“You know what? I’m going to make a pile of leaves and jump in it.”

“This is my FAVORITE weather. The leaves are so crunchy.”

“I’M GONNA PUNCH A PUMPKIN.”

“It’s freezing in the morning and hot in the afternoon…I’m dying.”

“Autumn is when you find out who’s basic.”

“Red is your color.” / “Red is NOT your color.”

“If I see one more maple-flavored thing, I’m going to fight someone.”

“Kittens and $2 thrifts store find = Priceless”