am i still ill?

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

When I put my hair up I think of him

Well. I cant find the gif of the guy vaping then he remembers he's in church and starts praying 2 god

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

People get really mad when they say somebody’s rape allegations were never proven and you tell them the reason rape is so common is because it’s nearly impossible to prove when it happens to you .

Like this is exactly why sexual violence is one of the most effective weapons that misogynists like to use against women. If you tell a man to stop but there’s no one else around to hear did you really tell him to stop or are you a crazy delusional bitch trying to ruin his life