I want to do all the things your lungs do so well

off-topic but the scene in icarly where her grandpa wants to take her bc he doesn’t think spencer is a responsible enough guardian and spencer arrives just as they’re about to leave with her inhaler bc he kept it in case she ever needed it even though she hadn’t had an asthma attack in years is the best and most poignant scene in media to this day

*customers walk in* Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

you know who’s cute? bi girls. bi girls are cute.

forgive them. your heart will be lighter for it. forgive them because it gives you closure. it’s all in the past now, and they can’t hurt you there. 

current mood: I need to explore a deep misty forest very far away