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i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

How do we save olivia rodrigo from heterosexuality

I. met. him. at. a. part-y. 🎈🍾🪩🕺👀 (I. think. he. was. on. ᵈʳᵘᵍˢ. 🤪🤷‍♀️) he. was-n’t. smart. or. funn-y. 🙅‍♀️🧐🙅‍♀️🤣 (I con-vinced my-self he ʷaaaᵃˢ 🤷‍♀️🙂‍↕️) he. had. a. great. a-part-ment. 🤩👍🏢 (and a-car his parents ᵇᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ 🧑‍🧑‍🧒💸🏎️🥴) I. thought. that. he. was. per-fect ✨🧍‍♂️✨😍…(and NOW his NUMBer’s BLOCKED 🥴🤳🚫🧍‍♂️) took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) but now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐 (now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐) I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨ (I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨) now I ask for more and MORE and MORE and MORE and MORE!!!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🗣️🤚👂 “SO I HIT THE NEW YEAR 🗓️🤏🥳🪩 LIKE A SINGLE GIRL 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♂️ AT A VEGAS BAR 🏜️👯‍♂️🍾🤪 (ROCKIN’ MY MINI DRESS 💃👗🤏 WITH A VODKA CRAN 🍓🍹🤏 AND AN OPEN HEART 🫴❤️‍🩹) YEAH, I’VE GOT HOPE 🙂‍↕️🙏 YEAH, I’VE GOT DRIVE 🙂‍↕️🏃‍♀️💨 I 🙂‍↔️ WILL 🙂‍↔️ NOT 🙂‍↔️ LOSE MY 🙂‍↔️ FAITH 🙂‍↔️😎🙏…(🕶️🤏🥴 don’t think my future husband’s at this bar in Silver Lake…)”✋😳🤚 but in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) a man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🧍‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️ (this man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🏃‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️) HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨ (HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨) and I will be adored ADORED ADORED ADORED ADORED 🏃‍♂️🤏🥰 !!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🐭 ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. 🐭 🤖 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 🤖 I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~

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can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.