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who’s there?

omg everyone, this is a lock of Chopin’s hair, in the Warsaw museum. HIS ACTUAL REAL HAIR.

The hair that probably flickered over his beautiful forehead as he played

3 clarinets: *start weeping*

altos: *evacuate the band hall*

an oboe: *throws up*

flutes: *start praying*

“Brahms is a cunt”

“I swear I’m not that shitty of a musician”

“Where are we??” “I don’t know man but we passed K a while ago” *piece ends* “Well fuck”

*maintaining intense eye contact with a cellist who’s simultaneously playing*

*whips during every impact point*

Conductor: I swear it’s like you’re all on candy or something Trombonist: I’m on something much stronger than that

*screams about star wars*

Conductor: Trumpet play at 371 Trumpet: I don’t play there Conductor: check your music Trumpet: SHIT I’VE BEEN ON THE WRONG PIECE FOR 45 MINUTES

*random kazoo-ing from the violin section*

“Trumpet Daddy”