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@laurenkate250
Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.
This really helps my anxiety.
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6 Types of Love
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers
Agape selfless altruistic love; spiritual
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this gets funnier when you see the time stamp
Mother Nature’s a bitch
Tips for eliminating period pain
Drink water! The less hydrated you are, the worse the pain will be.
Eat bananas! Cramping can be caused by a potassium deficiency and bananas have lots of potassium!
Avoid salt! Extra sodium can make your cramps worse.
Apply heat!! There are many ways to do this: hot water bottle, pour dry corn, beans, or rice into a sock and microwave it for 15 seconds, icy hot/bengay (use caution), or just a heating pad. This will relax the muscles in your abdomen and ease cramping.
Masturbate! Orgasms relax the muscles and ease cramping.
Exercise! Keeping your body moving is a great way to both get your mind off the pain and ease the pain.
If all else fails, grab a rusty knife and cut out your uterus. Fuck that bitch. All she wants to do is hurt you.
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just think if i can get over these photos being on the internet forever - you can get over anything
YOU GO GIRL!
that tree isn’t high enough stupid!
me as a bat
I’m in love with this bat
“fuck it, good enough.”
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Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
it would be called disappointing your mother
and just for the record, it’d be highjacking
