Hypothesis: Laura weighs a lot less than I do, but my feet are so much bigger that the pressure evens out
Method:
Trace our feet on paper
Cut feet out and take a photo of both together (to ensure consistent scaling)
Make the background black and the feet white in a photo editor
Save the feet separately as PNG
Calculate the number of white pixels using ImageMagick:
for x in *_foot.png; do echo -n "$x "; convert $x -fuzz 4% -fill White -opaque White -fuzz 0 -fill Black +opaque White -precision 15 -format %[fx:int(mean*w*h+0.5)] info:; echo ``; done
Results:
daddy_foot.png 3337623 laura_foot.png 2031393
Laura pressure: 14.3 lbs/megapixel (2 feet)
Dad pressure: 35.2 lbs/megapixel (2 feet)
Hypothesis was way, way wrong
Explanation: Foot length is vaguely linear to height, foot area is proportional to height squared. Weight is proportional to height cubed! Also, 7 year-old Laura is skinnier than 41 year-old dad, but let’s not talk about that.












