hello, welcome.

I am deceased

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

Nvm it says to the beach

i want to be as happy in normal life as i am when i hold a lizard

i guess my solution would be to always be holding a lizard

update: I’m now always holding a lizard and? gotta say my mood has definitely improved.

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

Holy shit apparently kid in my class straight up nutted his pants when he kissed his girlfriend for the first time like damn bro….

if you dont cream your pants when you kiss your gf then im sorry you dont love her

My first handjob i busted a nut onto the ceiling fan

Honestly I buy it

don’t fucking talk to me unless you believe every word of this

IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Getting home safely