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HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever

eye contact gets hotter when it ends up smiling at each other

*slams reblog*

it’s been years and i’m still thinking about how tatiana maslany did that with orphan black

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

BatmanIsBruceWayneTheButtsMatch.jpg

Apparently the nipples thing is because “white people don’t have brown nipples”. Um. Sounds like SOMEONE needs to go to the beach.

Tumblr has revoked my white card because of my nipples of colour

I’m so glad you’re back little dude

LIL NAS X'S NEW TSHIRT DESIGN IM ASNXKFBWJDJXN

Lil Nas X continues to be the only funny person on earth

i run around like a fraggle

you can be soft and have firm boundaries