if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Your childhood bedroom is a kind of dead wife

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer