sick carmilla reference op

I like the one about your sire fucking your romantic partner first

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Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing

1. Suck blood

2. Dark teleport

3. Mist form

Dysfunctional vampire families being super critical of anything their childe likes.

Vampires who just want something with yellow polkadots but the store people keep bringing them red velvet.

The store is staffed with Renfield types who are obsequious to the vampires’ faces and super catty behind their backs.  “Akasha wants something in gold for under 1500.”  “Yeah, THAT’s gonna happen.  When’s the last time she went shopping, the eighties?”

“But it’s my masquerade!  I’m the one who’s going to be seduced by moonlight beneath the crystal chandelier, not my sire!  Why can’t she accept that?”

Insecurity that it’s stolen valor to wear a tiara when you weren’t actually nobility

A sire who says the budget is unlimited because his little childe gets whatever she want (Staff: “That is so creepy”)

“You’re spending the entire budget of your vampire theater” “But it’s my special niiiight!”

Quick portrait sketch artist to show them how they look