laughassmyassoff

when your belly twitch #hungryh

everyone is so funny *laughs*

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

i wish my dinner table was a dj rack. id mix the peas with the mash potatos and then let the gravy fade in

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

they should let you fall in love with your food delivery driver and text rhem a lot like hows the restaurant baby is it crowded

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

call your girl DVD logo the way she'll be bouncing on it after ten minutes alone with me

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble